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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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