Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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