is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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