I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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