If i come over, it means nothing
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Dear god my vagina.
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