So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just want nice things and good sex
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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