It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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