You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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