I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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