Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Found your dick twin last night
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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