You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She's JV to your varsity
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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