Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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