She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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