Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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