walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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