Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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