Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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