it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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