well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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