i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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