NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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