Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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