do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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