Duck Duck Cougar?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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