no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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