He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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