So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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