so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I will pee on everything he values.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Your cock deserves a montage
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
