Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize