Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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