Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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