Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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