No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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