Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
As shirtless as possible
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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