So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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