The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Is it penis luge time yet?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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