"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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