I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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