too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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