They should really pass out barf bags in church
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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