Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize