I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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