just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
