is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
