I've blown a few things in my day
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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