And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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