Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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