i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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