My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
