no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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