It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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