In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i think my cat just said my name.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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