how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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