I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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